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As far as my story goes, I am currently focusing on writing my 2xR fanfiction that was requested to me by Mr. Anonymous. Almost halfway for the Chapter 1. I sorted out Chapter 3 of The Lemon Bar Series. So, I will also begin that if I had writer's block on the 2xR. Then suddenly my mind wanted me to write a KenShuu fic. A long chapter one, but I couldn't debate whether the setting would on real time, or alternative universe. Damn, brain stop giving me so much thoughts already.

-- The Capsule Corp. President

The 69 Boys: Kensei and Shūhei


The relationship of Muguruma Kensei and Hisagi Shūhei; interesting guys indeed. These two guys were definitely asking for butt sex big time! Everybody ponders how Hisagi Shūhei got the no. 69 tattoo on his left cheek. After reading Bleach Chapter 315 version 5, well there we have it! Muguruma Kensei has the no. 69 tattoo on his chest. Before he became a visored, Kensei was the Captain of the 9th Division. While his division was investigating of civilians dissappearing mysteriously, He saved the life of the young Shūhei from an enormous hallow that attacked the Rukongai village. Now this explained very well why Hisagi Shūhei had that 69 tattoo on the face, and he's enlisted in the 9th Division; all because of Muguruma Kensei. Seriously, the 69 tattoos and Shūhei going fanboying by joining the 9th Division. Hisagi Shūhei is asking for Kensei to give him a rough butt sex! Seriously Kubo-san! Why did you do this?

I have to admit, I am a fan of their relationship as Captain and Lieutenant, friendship, romantic partners, Kensei being a seme and Shūhei being an uke, and fighting comrades. These shinigamis are both badass. At the current situation in the manga, Kensei retained his Captainship of the 9th Division, and guess whose his lieutenant now: Hisagi Shūhei. These event occurred after the Fake Karakura Winter Arc. It will be quite interesting to see how these two 69 boys developed at the final battle rages on against the Quincies.

-- The Capsule Corp. President

A request from Mr. Anonymous

After publishing "Betrayal" on Fanfiction.net, a male reader whom I will call Mr. Anonymous, gave me a private message. He just read my "Deceived" and "Betrayal" this afternoon. Now, he requested me to do a story. It will consist of 1xR with an affair of 2xR and the perfect soldier didn't find out her infidelity. It will be an interesting situation. This will be the first time I will write something from a person's requested. I hope I do a fine job in it. Ganbatte yo!

-- The Capsule Corp. President

Naruto Manga Volume 64


Uzumaki Naruto and Hyuga Hinata, I gotta admit, they are one of my OTPs! Masashi Kishimoto really developed these two albeit the small amount of panel within the manga or the anime. The moment these two showed up on the manga panel, there were strong improvement on Hinata's character as she interacts and gets closer with him. I had admired these couple since first episode in anime. These cute couple gave me the right feel I had before. The same feel I had with Bulma and Vegeta back at the high peak of Dragonball Z. Now with the recent development in the manga, the fanboys and fangirls of NaruHina exploded with more excitement; as huge as the Big Bang Theory. The latest volume of Naruto was the volume that sparked madness to the NaruHina fandom at the end of 2012. I had these madness feeling for about 2 months long. Can you believe that?! It's insane!

So will I ever make a NaruHina fanfiction? I would say no, because there are way too many good fanfiction already for the Naruto and Hinata pairings. I would just savor myself from reading other people's stories instead of making one. Who knows one day I might make one. We shall see.

-- The Capsule Corp. President


FanFiction.net Anonymous Reviewers

Two days ago, I re-posted "The Lemon Bar Series" on FanFiction.net. Well somehow, I received massive bashing, not encouraging, and negative criticism on my work. I was like, what the fuck? Upon reading the heading portion of FanFiction.net website, it states "Unleash your imagination." I wrote these stories, because of that said statement. However, I had come to realize that haters will be haters, and they'll continue to hate. I don't think these discouraging unknown reviewers know that I created my stories for my sole entertainment purposes. If there are people who enjoyed reading them. Why, thank you very much. I didn't mind sharing them at all to you guys. But if they don't, I'll just smile and won't bother with them.

Somehow, the first guest who reviewed my "Lemon Bar Series" truly understands my writing. I am extremely impressed how this person recognize my work after I removed them a long time ago; like more than ten years ago. I thought that I did such a terrible writing these short one-shot stories, and felt bad bringing these stories back at that popular fan fiction site. But I realized that there are people who enjoyed and even put these stories into their favorites. These people gave me confidence once again to continue my writing.

I don't know if these generous reviewers can read this blog, but if they do, I would like to give them my warm hugs and thank yous for your support. Based on my few experiences in writing these kinds of narrative stories, I realized that writing a fan fiction was a difficult thing to do. It takes more time and effort to create a chapter or one-shot story one at a time. As a token of appreciation for my Lemon Bar Series readers, I will put priority on the third chapter, plus a short omake after the end of the chapter. I'll hold off "Betrayal" for now. Once, again thank you to my loyal readers. You guys are full of love!


The Capsule Corp. President

The Lemon Bar Series: Got Milk?

Disclaimer: First of all I don't own Dragonball, Dragonball Z, and the Dragonball GT series. All of them are owned By Akira Toriyama, Funimation and TOEI Animation.

A/N: This is the second part of The Lemon Bar Series. Originally this was the first chapter, but oh well. I just replaced it with "How to perform CPR: according to Vegeta?" instead. Hey it's my story. This chapter takes place before the Android Saga. Their son Trunks was already conceived here.

Summary: Vegeta just got out of the gravity chamber. Feeling hungry after his arduous training, he rummages the fridge for food, and found some home-made brownies made by her blue-haired minx. However, there's one problem; no milk. GENERAL WARNING: Rated R for adult language and content.


Vegeta was finally done training in the gravity chamber. He was training under eight hundred times gravity rigorously, and yet he still hadn't reached Super Saiyan level. Everyday eighteen hours of rigorous training in that sphere room, he wasn't completely satisfied about it. He stepped outside the gravity chamber with a towel on his shoulders and heard his stomach growl like a wild dog. He was incredibly hungry.

'Shimatta! I'm hungry!' The short saiyan thought. 'I need to eat.'

He went inside the Capsule Corp. and straight to the kitchen. He saw a small piece of paper with Bulma's handwriting scripted in it.

"Go help yourself on the fridge. I made some fudge brownies for you to eat. XoXo"

- Bulma

Vegeta opened the refrigerator and scanned for the food she prepared. He found himself two large trays of brownies made by his human woman for snack and a small carton of milk. The Prince of all Saiyan completely ate the brownies leaving no trace of crumbs on the tray. Surprisingly, his face was even clean eating those soft creamy brownies. Now that he's satisfied with his meal, he needed milk. The proud saiyan grabbed the carton of milk and swigged it fast to his mouth. But there is a problem. The milk carton was empty.

"Kuso! I demand milk woman!" He growled outloud trying his voice to reach out the whole entire building. "Hey Bulma…where the hell are you?!"

The proud warrior wandered around the Capsule Corporation in search of his stubborn mate. He scanned the living room hoping that she was watching her favorite soap. Yet, she wasn't there. Next, he went to her laboratory, he knew that she was working on her project along with her father, but there was no sign of her in the lab.

Then, the thirsty man went to their bedroom to see if she's waiting for him for his extra special training. His mind was racing; thinking of jumping her at the bed right now. Those thoughts made him horny now. Upon entering their bed, her sexy night gown was lying on their bed. Sadly, she wasn't there wearing it; her presence wasn't there at all. Now the powerful royal prince became more agitated than ever.

"Damn you woman!" The mighty prince snarled once again. "If I find you, I swear!"

Elsewhere in Capsule Corporation, the heir to the rich and successful company was in her cute infant's room. She was working in the laboratory earlier when she heard her son weeping out loud on her monitor. She had him in full surveillance to monitor her young boy's activity. After all, the Princess of all Saiyan needed to know what was wrong with her only beloved son.

"Oh Trunks don't cry now. Okaasan is here." Bulma said. "What is the matter now my precious?"

She saw his little boy's milk bottle lying on the cradle. The milk in the bottle was completely empty. Then She realized that they don't have milk for him to drink. The daughter of the Capsule Corp. Owner didn't have a chance to go to the grocery, because of the new set of inventory projects they were processing in the laboratory. These new items were to be submitted to her father's company by tomorrow noon.

"Don't worry sweetheart," The blue-haired woman cried, "I have milk just for you."

Wearing no bra, the smart woman took off her right breast out of her tight sweat shirt. She let her son guzzle on her breast. After all, it was her duty as a mother to breast feed her child. The purpled-haired hybrid saiyan was finally quiet. Now he finally had milk to drink.

The desperate z-warrior finally went to the last place he had not been in a while; his son's room. He never bothered taking care of his brat; at least not yet. His child wasn't ready enough to train to become a warrior. Therefore, he let his mother nurture him for now. Upon entering the door of his tiny son's room, there he saw his mate feeding their only son.

'So, she was here all along…why didn't I think of that before?' The proud saiyan prince thought of something naughty. He grinned wickedly about his brilliant scheme.

The aqua-colored haired woman's eyes were closed as she fed his cute chubby son with milk on her breast. Suddenly, she felt a pause. There were no consuming for a few seconds and then it came back again. Somehow it was much different than before. It was gulping were more fierce and more powerful than before. It was as if her breast milk were draining really fast on her body.

"Gosh! Trunks you I didn't know you're thing hungry now!" She said.

Suddenly she heard her son blubbering baby talks on her ears. The young mother opened her eyes and looked down and saw it was no longer Trunks feeding milk out of her bosom. It was her lecherous saiyan mate drinking hungrily at her breast milk. Their son cried out loud for his feeding time wasn't enough to satisfy him.

"What the fuck Vegeta!" Bulma yelled. She removed her breast away from him. "What the hell are you doing?!"

Vegeta now has white beard and a milk drop was drooling out of his mouth. He smeared it off with his white gloves.

"I am damn thirsty woman!" The Mighty Prince gnarled. "It's your goddamn fault that you didn't buy our groceries."

The handsome short man suddenly grabbed her breast and commanded. "Now hand me one of your huge tits so I can have a drink!"

Five minutes later, Bulma now has two breasts occupied for milk. Trunks sucking on the right breast while Vegeta sucks on the other breast. Her perverted mate on the other hand was smirking while drinking milk out of her. He was having fun squeezing and sucking her huge firm breast like a vacuum trying to get every milliliters of her milk.

"What did I do to deserve this?" The blue haired woman cried.


Additional Note: Gomen! Gomen! It's a very short chapter indeed. Don't worry I will make it up on the next one; more action and more erotic than the previous two chapter.
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Series. They belong to the epic mangaka Mr. Akira Toriyama and Toei studio. I'm just doing some fan service here for free.

A/N: These are short original one-shot stories from my series called "The Lemon Bar Series." The theme of these stories are focus to be mysterious with a humor towards the end of the stories. Each chapter doesn't go exactly in chronological order. They just comes in whatever comes into my erotic mind. This story took place after the Cell Tournament, but before the Majin Buu Saga. The ones in italic are considered flashbacks. GENERAL WARNING! Rated: NC-17 for strong language and adult contents.

Summary: Bulma drowned herself as she was caught by a rip tide. Vegeta managed to saved her on the nick of time. She thanked him for saving him, but something was odd. She felt it at the back of her lips. What was it? Read and Find Out!


As Bulma began to recover her consciousness, her eyes began to open very slowly from the radiant sunlight. Her blurry vision was now replaced with a clear sight. The Capsule Corp. heiress saw her saiyan mate kneeling before her. This time, he didn't have his usual smirk painted on his face. Right now he had a concerned frown as he glanced at his woman. He was worried to death that he almost killed her.

"Vegeta..." The blue-haired human girl softy moaned to her muscle-bound warrior.

"Yes…what is it Bulma?" Vegeta softly asked with concern.

"D-did you saved my life?" She stuttered a little after hearing him spoke her name. Normally, he always referred her as 'woman' ever since their first encounter on Namek. The arrogant saiyan nodded to his response. Then the aqua-colored haired girl lifted her body up weakly, slowly, and gave him a tender hug. The Prince of all Saiyan responded as he hugged her back. He just saved his precious weakling in the water for she was drowning a few minutes ago. It gave him a huge relief as he slump his shoulder down.

Out of nowhere, Bulma began to feel something weird on her. Some tasted something eerie in her mouth; a substance she now familiar with. Although a genius, she couldn't come up with a hypothesis nor a theory with this element. It tasted foreign to her. She could figure out any problems quickly, but she couldn't at the moment. She then broke the hug slowly. She only have one last resort to figure out what's on the back of her lips. She asked his short saiyan.

"Vegeta, my mouth felt weird. The taste is unexplainable."

Vegeta on the other hand, was surprised about this. Sweats were beginning to pour down on his head. He became speechless for he can't figure a way to tell her about this. Then he closed his eyes and began to think about what just happened earlier before she saved her.

o O o 0 o O o

Earlier today was a very hot summer. The royal couple went to the beach near Satan City to enjoy their long summer. Vegeta wasn't really pleased going to the beach. To him, it was a waste of his precious training time at the gravity room. Bulma on the other hand, took advantage of this time to spend more quality with her mate. Trunks preferred to play with Goten all day long. Thus, he spent the whole day at Son's countryside abode. When they finally arrived at the beach, they were surprised how crowded the beach today. Several people didn't want to spend their lazy summer at their home feeling like a canned of tuna. Going to the beach would be a nice day to enjoy this scorching summer.

"I told you woman we shouldn't come here today…" The proud prince growled. "…let's just go home so I can fucking train!" He crossed his arms and glared at her unwilling mate.

"Oh shut up Vegeta!" The Capsule Corp. heiress yelled as she answered his insults. "All you do everyday was nothing but training, eating, fucked the shit out of me, and sleeping. Now what kind of daily routine was that?!"

"At least I am protecting your damn planet so you can look fucking sexy for me!" He responded back to her, and then he cover her ears with his hands as he whispered to her.

"You know you loved it when you're being fucked by me…" The arrogant prince devilishly smirked at her. "… I fuck you all the time like there's no tomorrow. Oh the moaning, the screaming, the ..."

Bulma lightly slapped his covering arm with annoyance. "Hmmph! Baka!" The blue haired lady interrupted. It was true indeed. Vegeta's statements were 100% pure facts. She admitted that.

Suddenly, she sneered and started to counter his tease from his man. "You know we reserved the whole private beach all by ourselves. So, if you leave me here all by myself, I swear you won't have this." The Prince of all Saiyan's genius mate dropped all the things she was carrying. She was wearing her blue coat and now flashing it in front of her mighty saiyan prince.

Vegeta's eyes went wide, as his jaws slid down. His two obsidian eyes carefully scrutinizing her mate. She wore her two-piece white see-through bikini in which revealing all of her glory. Little did the saiyan realized, his manhood started to erect upwards in his black spandex shorts.

Now she was smirking like his alien mate. "So are you going with me or not?" The sapphire-colored haired woman asked him. Then she mirrored on his swimsuit below. She then sneered at him maliciously. "Hmm...I'll take that as a YES then."

He looked down and saw his hard erection. He covered it up with his white tank top and his two hands, and faced sideways. His face became red as a tomato.

"Kuso!" He whispered out loud, damning himself.

Bulma closed it back. Then she smiled at her small victory over him for she knows what his desires are. She made that small strategy in order for him to stay with her at the private beach that her company reserved a week ago.

"Damn you woman! I am not going with you!" The mighty proud saiyan prince gnarled with furious. Trying to swallow his pride, he was defeated from his verbal spar with his woman.

"Hmph, your mind doesn't want you to go here alright. However, your dick wants to follow my ass!" Bulma retorted. Knowing of her victory from their verbal spar, she then laughed at him.

"Fuck you, bitch! I'm outta here!" And with that, he flew away towards the ocean until he was never been seen.

Several people at the beach were just watching the couple go all out on their verbal spar. Some were enjoying them fight, some were annoyed, and some were just looking at them as if they're stupid. Then they were all surprised when they saw him flew away.

"Go ahead you dumb Prince of Monkey!" Bulma yelled out loud. "I don't give a damn anymore whether you come with me or not!" Then she looks towards the crowd now staring at her. "What are you all looking at?!" She spatted.

The people went back to their usual activities very slowly. They started to forget the drama that just occurred. As for our dear Capsule Corp. Princess however, she went to her own private beach all by herself. She now won't enjoy the day, because her arrogant not-so-charming prince won't be around with her anymore.

As Bulma arrived at the private beach, she placed her beach towel on the sand and set the big parasol right next to it. The heir of the Capsule Corp. completely removed her blue coat, and placing it on the now lying beach towel. She now fully revealed her white see-through bikini.

'Too bad he couldn't enjoy looking at this bikini of mine.' She thought. 'Besides, he liked what he'd seen especially that erection of his." The blue haired genius giggled and then added. 'But that stupid pride of his is getting on my nerves, Grrr...!'

She run towards the water and dip herself in. After few seconds, she came out of the water feeling refreshed.

Suddenly the water starting to pull her away from the shore slowly, she felt the water was going deeper and deeper. The Royal Saiyan Prince's mate was caught by the rip tide. She tried to swim back to the shore, but the current was strong. She was pulled back furthermore.

"Help! Somebody?!" She screeched out loud. Searching for someone to help her, but no one was around. The whole entire beach was all her belonging for the day.

On a small uninhabited island far away from the woman and the mass of people, lies the sleeping saiyan prince under a coconut tree. His arms were folded under his head. The Prince of all Saiyans heard a fainting voice of scream coming from afar, but it was quite unclear who it was. He can tell it was n annoying female voice.

"Stupid weakling!" He growled while he was sleeping. He seemed to be annoyed by the faint voice ringing in his ears.

Then suddenly he heard a very loud "Someone help me!" at first he ignored it in his ears. Until he suddenly heard his name called. It was very clear that it was his weakling woman's voice.

"Kuso! That's Bulma!" The mighty Vegeta yelled as he woke up from his slumber. He stood up, turned Super Saiyajin and quickly flew away to save her from dying. He felt his ki slowly depleting. "Hang on Bulma! I am coming for you my weakling!" He flew as if there's no time to loose. It was his responsibility for her safety, and he wasn't around to protect her from all sort of danger.

"Someone help me!" Bulma was still struggling to float above the surface, but she could no longer handle it. She was too exhausted from screaming and wading. She went down the water and raising her right hand hoping for someone to hold her hand but no one did. She finally gave up. She lost her battle for survival. No one nor Vegeta could even helped her out from drowning. 'Goodbye my Prince Vegeta ...' She thought, and finally her conscious disappeared. Now her body slowly sunk downward; reaching the ocean floor.

At the nick of time, Vegeta came to the rescue. He dove into the water grabbed her floating body. Then he boosted up to the surface. Once they reached the surface, The Mighty Super Saiyajin Prince went down and lay her down on her beach towel. He took off his white tank top out, revealing his sexy well-built body.

"Bulma, are you alright? Speak to me!" The heir of Vegetasei yelled nervously. She didn't respond to her. 'Damn! What am I suppose to do?' Vegeta wondered. Then he thought of what Bulma told him long time. 'It was that CP whatever, but I forgot how to do it.' He began remembering how her mate performed CPR to Trunks when he drowned himself on their pool a year ago. 'Aha that's it! It's like making love to her!' Vegeta thought using his saiyan intellect. Realizing how smart can he be.

Vegeta glanced at her. He found himself hot over her glorious body. He slid his hand down to her bra, touching and squeezing her round firm breasts, and began pushing her sharply. He realized that her ki was slowly rising. Then, Vegeta closed her nose and opened her mouth. He kissed her passionately; he took a breath inside her mouth, and then kissed her again. Next, he grabbed her firm breast, playing with her nipples, squeezing it, and doing the pumping on her body once again. He was enjoying this to her way too much, that his erection started to grew long and became hard. He took his stiff manhood out of his black spandex short. He opened her tiny mouth wider and positioned his hips above her head. He gently inserted his manhood over her mouth and began thrusting it slowly and then slightly fast.

'Shit! She's so fucking tight!' He smirked with thought and excitement. The contemptuous royal prince realized that his long thick hard manhood completely felt her inside her tiny wet mouth. With this wonderful and exciting feeling, he started making his trust faster and deeper inside of her little mouth than before. His balls were touching her lips and chin with every single pounds he made deeply. Thus, making his soft grunt and moan turned louder like a savage wolf growling with rage. 'Oh Fuck! I'm going to cum on her mouth!' He yelled at his thought. Vegeta was ready to let it go for a few more ramming. With the last profounding slam of his length, he spilled his seed inside her mouth. The horny saiyan took off his manhood out of her mouth. Vegeta finally realized that her ki finally came back.

Bulma moaned weakly. Her conscious was finallly restored. She threw out the water inside of her and some of Vegeta's seed on the side of her laying beach towel. She made a soft groan, and finally tried to open her eyes slowly.

o O o 0 o O o

"Hey Vegeta…wake up you idiot!" His woman was now well, and waving at his face. "Earth to Vegeta! Hello!" She then became annoyed for his nonresponse.

"Huh…what the…?" Vegeta asked. He now snapped back in reality. The arrogant saiyan looked around, and realized that nobody was here. He was now actually within the area of their private beach. He finally snapped at his thought. "What is it woman?!"

"What was on my mouth? It tastes weird. It's kind of salty." Bulma explained this obnoxious matter to him.

He tried to quickly think of a way to come up with an answer until suddenly he answered back at her. "Bah! You just drank too much salt water Bulma so shut up!" He grunted.

"If this is salt water…then how come there is a slimy feeling in it?" The Saiyan human princess muttered. "Oh well…just forget about it…I'll just go to rest and take a nap." She said to herself. Bulma lay down on the towel and finally went to sleep.

Vegeta was glad that her mate didn't found out that her life was saved for being very horny. He couldn't control his hormones upon looking at her lifeless body earlier. He noted that he was wearing her sexy see-through bikini. He grinned about that idea. 'Well that was fun…maybe next time I should frequently go to the beach with her from now on...' He thought devilishly.


Additional Note: I made Vegeta a little bit of an idiot on this one; a smart ass idiot that is. I think I made this one after reading some porn magazine about a male life-saver and a girl being drowned and they ended fucking each other. LOL! At least it has some nice plots into it. Well, me and my naughty mind as usual


I will commence another one-shot for Gundam Wing. The title of this new story will be called Betrayal. It is a sequel from my previous story titled "Deceived." I formulated my plots from beginning towards the ending. It will definitely be a 1xR, but there will be a little hint of 2xR that will make Heero confused more than he had ever done before. After hitting more than 15 positive reviews, mind as well do a sequel. I think this will be the last sequel I will create for this. Hooray for the confusion of Heero!

P.S. I will begin to merge Betrayal and Deceived to become a part of my series called "The Bewilderment of Heero Yuy."

-- The Capsule President

The Bewilderment of Heero Yuy: Deceived

Disclaimer: Mobile Suit Gundam Wing was created by none other than Hajime Yatate, and Yoshiyuki Tomino. I don't own this anime.

Warning! Rated R. Even though this fan fiction was categorized Suspense, Humor, and a spice of Romance, this fan fiction contained sexual innuendo; a little squirt of lime.


Some Japanese Words:

Masaka! - It can't be! or No Way!
Omae o Korosu - Heero's famous sentence to Relena - "I will kill you!"
Shimatta Yo - Shit ("Yo" is a form of emphasis. Usually being said at the end of the sentence.)
Kuso - Shit
Baka - Stupid
Ima - Now

Cinq Kingdom, A.C. 197

After several meetings, appointments, and errands throughout the day, the Vice Foreign Minister just arrived from her small comfy home on an early Friday evening. Living with Heero sure made her feel happy, comfortable, and secure. The house wasn't as gigantic like the way she used to dwell in her castle within the Cinq Kingdom, but Relena somehow turned it into a museum. It was neither huge as her castle nor her other home with the Darlians. It was more like a simple two story condominium for a family of five located a few blocks near the Peacecraft's Castle at the heart of Cinq Kingdom. The couple decided this, after Heero revealing his awkward love and affection to her. Thus, they now live in this wonderful average private home. Relena looked around and realized there was no one in here. Pagan left for a whole week vacation. She really wanted him to do this after all the untiring service that he'd always fulfilled from her, as well from Heero of course.

Relena went shopping for their groceries after her tiring job. She managed to grab 5 grocery bags on her two arms. Once she dropped them gently on the table, she then grabbed and rummaged each of the white plastic grocery bags, searching for a specific item that she'd desperately wanted to use. She realized when she finally grabbed it; the Vice Foreign Minister pulled it up in the air. Hence, revealing everything before her. Somehow, it was in this odd scrunched up brown paper bag. She observed it mysteriously. She was thinking about her conversation with Hilde last night. She saw her shiny hair when they were talking at the video communication. For a short hair she had, it looked radiant and elegant before her aquamarine eyes.

o O o 0 o O o

"Oh Relena, you won't believe this!" The brunette German girl replied to her and added. "Once you try this on, you will feel this wonderful sensation..." She ended up sighing at the feeling. "Oh my!" She sarcastically exclaimed and continued, "You know, I even managed Duo to try it on, and he was like...ummmm..." She held one of her hand on her lips and ended up giggling in a high pitch in front of her friend.

She smiled at her best friend. She was happy to hear that Duo and Hilde were living happy together as married couple. She was hoping that her relationship with the former Gundam Wing Zero pilot would someday blossom the way her friend and the American Gundam Pilot. But she preferred it to take it slowly for him. After all, she wasn't in a rush yet. Relena giggled also. "Oh Hilde, you must be joking."

"Well, why don't you give this one a try then! I dare you." Hilde declared. She now put on her devilish smile when she added, "I'm pretty certain that your Heero Yuy out there will find you so sexy, and mesmerizing, that he will rush to take you to-"

"Why Hilde Schbeicker!" The Vice Foreign Minister surprisingly interrupted her by calling her full name. She went on. "Isn't this conversation going way overboard?" Relena hardly looked down and slightly blushed at the sudden subject.

"Geez sorry Relena!" Hilde embarrassingly answered. She knew that her political figured best friend gets easily blushed all the time. Whether upset or angry, she blushed like a ripe tomato. After all, she was the perfect pacifier. "Well I gotta go now Relena. You should buy it tomorrow, and let me know what you think." She teased her, winked, and then waved to her goodbye. "Ciao!" Hilde smiled as she turned off their communication. Relena paused, as she stared at the video communicator with Hilde nowhere on site.

o O o 0 o O o

"Hn..." she mimicked her perfect soldier. Reality came back to her. She was looking at the dull looking paper coffee-colored bag. "Well then Hilde, I guess I should give this a try then."
The golden blond girl who supported peace throughout the whole universe went off to her room and entered gracefully. Somehow, her door were still marginally open.

After all the arduous work that he must deal inside and outside the office, Heero was driving his car towards his home. Busy as he was, the Chief of Operation of the Preventers of the Cinq Kingdom District wanted to relax and be with Relena for the rest of the night. He brought her a box of chocolate, and a dozen fresh roses as a gift while on the way home from work. He was in his white oxford shirt with sleeves with the top of the collar unbuttoned which showing a little of his chest, plus a brown wrinkled free slacks. He changed into civilian clothes after his duty was done. He decided to do this to surprise Relena. He loved surprising her frequently. Especially every time she sees improvement from him. Even though he was still learning in dealing with relationship, it was a great start from him.

'Hn...I hope I'll surprise her with these presents.' He wondered as he smiled a little.

As the car arrived at his quiet home, Heero parked his car on the driveway quietly to make sure Relena remained unnotice upon his arrival. He quickly opened the door and let himself out of the car swiftly, and silently closed the door to prevent him from making a scene for his golden blond girl. He walked to the door and opened it silently and entered the room.

When Heero arrived inside his home, he heard a strong water pressure coming from the shower of the bathroom. Surprisingly, he also heard a familiar moan of a woman's voice ringing throughout the house. The Perfect Soldier's hearing sure was strong. After all, he was trained to have a strong sense of hearing.

"Oh Yesss!" A seductive loud moan came out from the shower.

Heero dropped the box of chocolate. As well as the roses that he just bought for his dear Relena. He was suddenly became shocked at the voice that just came out from the shower. When the presents dropped, he felt like he heard a gunshot in his mind. A bullet felt like passed through his body, and pierced through his very own fragile heart. The voice coming out from that condemned shower was none other than his very own princess, the Vice Foreign Minister herself.

"Oh My God! Oh...Oh...Oh Yessss!" Once again, it became more intense than before.

"Relena?" Heero softly spoke with a curiosity within his thought. Could it be that Relena was with someone? He thought of her having a passionate romance with another guy that he didn't know of. Thinking of this made him more upset and angry at the same time. It was confusing to him, because this kind of feeling of being deceived was a phenomenon to him. He felt jealousy towards her before, but this was kind of unusual to him. It was a new wave of terror.

"More...more...MORE!" Her voice was more begging. Then a panting can be heard afterwards.

"Masaka!" Heero's eyes widened horrifyingly. The lustful noises came to his realization that it seemed that his very own Goldilocks was actually having a quicky at her very own bathroom with another man. It should have been him with his girl. But it wasn't. Furious as he was, his head was about to erupt like Mount Saint Helen, but somehow he quickly became calm. His face turned from shocked to a death glare; transforming himself back to his perfect soldier mode. He grabbed something on the back of his pants, hoping it was his self-detonation device. He wanted to blow and burn the entire house to a crisp. Somehow he wasn't carrying it anymore. He realized that he retired from operating demolitions anyways.

"Oh that's it! That's it baby! Give it to me!" There she goes again.

It seemed to Heero that she was sure enjoying toying with his feeling. Speaking of his feelings, what about his feelings? The perfect soldier's mind was now in turmoil. Having found out he was being cheated by the girl who understands him the most, albeit the girl fought for him to have some humanity in his life. For Pete sake! She had loved him also, and he loved her back. But with her sudden change of heart with another guy, it was insane. Extremely insane!

Heero then went to the kitchen and grabbed something on the drawer.

"Relena..." Heero softly called her name. He grabbed a kitchen knife swiftly up in his face. "Omae o Korosu..." Then he looked at the sharp object realizing that the knife was too dull. It wasn't appropriate for her execution. He dropped it on the floor and went into the garage.

"My God! That hits the spot! o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo..." Relena yelped with excitement.

"Relena..." Heero softly called her name once again. "Omae o korosu..." He grabbed a grenade launcher where he safely hid it on the attic. Then he realized that the huge weapon was too much for her. Too huge, that it would make a giant scene into the public. It wasn't his idea of killing Relena to cause a huge attention to the whole entire media. They would be storming in front of his house like wildfire if they found out that she's dead. He hid it back quickly from where he took it and went into the living room. It was funny Relena didn't realized that he kept the massive weapon just in case of emergency. Heero would make sure she won't realize its presence.

Storming down into the living room, Heero heard her panting voice once again. He was getting annoyed with this obnoxious noise that he wanted to storm to her right now and kill her on the spot, but he had patience indeed. The perfect soldier kills with finesse.

"You are my only one from now on. Oh yess...OHHH YESSS!" She yelled it out loud.

When Heero heard her, he wanted to cuss out loud so she can hear it. He was supposed to be her only one. Now she just declared to replace him with another man, whom he assumed, was making love to her at the moment. He still managed to remain calm at this situation and planned for a swift sweet assassination.

He grabbed a box that he hid in the coat room. The box contained a gun that he wanted to use to kill Relena in the beginning.

"Relena..." He whispered the name of the golden blond girl again. "Omae o korosu..." When he opened the brown box and swung it in front of him. He gaped at what he saw. It was a penis enlarger that Duo gave him for a present. The box looked exactly the same as where he hid his gun before.

"Shhhhh...Shimatta yo!" He hissed at frustration.

He looked at the penis enlarger to find a way to kill her with this item. Picturing it, he was daydreaming of Relena. How sexy she can be in his mind when her innocent expression, and angelic naked body revealed before him. He had the sudden urge to caress her, toy her, and devour her. He would to take her to bed right now, and enjoy hearing her scream his name by impaling her with his huge magic stick round-the-clock until her demise from exhaustion. After all he was the perfect soldier with powerful stamina. However, she doesn't and won't keep up with the perfect soldier. He was smirking devilishly thinking about the intention of killing her at the moment. But then his mind popped out from the reality.

'What am I thinking?' He thought to himself while he shook his head. He looked down below his pants, and realized that he became stiff from his sudden lustful imagination. "Kuso..." He just realized that he was thinking like the former Gundam Deathscythe Hell pilot, his friend Duo Maxwell. He always thinks he was a pervert. He threw the penis enlarger away. "Damn you Duo..." After killing the former Queen of the World, he would guarantee that his next mission would be executing the braided baka. He realized that he put his gun in his closet. He quickly run upstairs to his room.

"Oh yess...Oh my...I can feel it! Oh God!" She screamed. Feeling wonderful sensation, she can't help but let her moaning out.

Heero cunningly went into his room silently like a skilled ninja. Upon reaching his destination in his closet, he scanned for the brown box that contained his very own gun, and eventually did. He was so anxious to finally use this to the perfect pacifist for good. He felt like going back to his former world. Where the world will once again repeat all over once again; full of war, anger, and hatred. He would be resurrected to become once more, the perfect soldier we all knew. Now that he realized the lies and deceit that she gave him. He now seeks vengeance and justice as Wufei would mention.

"Relena." Heero declared this time. He set and loaded his gun. "Ima, omae o korosu!" With a clear affirmation in his mind, he will actually kill her for good. He had no regrets now, and his decision won't change. Peace will no longer endure once she's out of his picture. He doesn't mind at all. He enjoyed the peace for a long time, and now he wants to go back to his usual self, filled with action, gore, and violence.

Heero slowly walked to her room. He realized that her door was open, inviting him to enter freely. He can hear her moans and panting louder as he approach her towards the bathroom. It was strange however, as his Prussian blue eyes didn't see any men's clothing lying around the floor except hers. He was starting to get curious what was going on, especially in her bathroom.

He noticed that the door to her bathroom was unlock and slightly open. He opened the door slowly without making some squeaky noise. He glanced at the blurry shower door, scanning what was transparent before that door; a naked perfect figure of Relena's back facing him. Somehow it seemed to the cobalt eyes warrior, that there were two figures holding each other very close. However, that damned shower door filled with soap scum making his vision unclear. It seemed like he was in hallucination. The former Gundam pilot quickly opened the shower door and pointed the gun towards her and that seemed other person.

"Relena..." He calmly said to her. Then he gaped with his eyes very relaxed. "Omae o...Omae o...korosu?" He startled. The perfect soldier didn't realize that only Relena Peacecraft was in the shower. There was no other person inside beside her. Sweats started to drip on top of his head. His cheeks became red, as it started to swell all over his face. The gun in his hand started to tremble in his palm.

"Oh yess...Oh yess...Oh yess!" Relena yelled out loud. Somehow, when the shower door opened with a rustle noise, she became alarmed at the sudden happening. She also became surprised when she heard her name being called, a familiar raspy voice that is. She didn't notice that he sneaked inside the bathroom. She quickly turned around and saw her very own Heero pointing a gun in front of her. "Heero!" She squealed in horror when he was pointing a gun on her. The Vice Foreign Minister suddenly wrapped both of her arms which covering her bosom. Her waist was twisted to the right, and lifted her left leg slightly high in the air not revealing her private part before him. At first, she was scared to death at the moment. She was accustomed to him sneaking around her before, but not when she's taking a bath. Then her cheeks swelled in pink color, for she was standing there completely naked before him. She didn't look at him. Her head went sideways.

"W-W-What is the meaning..." She was stuttering and paused for a second while turning off the shower. She then looked at him eye to eye. "What is the meaning of this Heero?" She became more confident when she clearly asked him. Heero's gun was still pointing on her.

The once Gundam Wing Zero pilot's astonished expression then turned into a death glare. Somehow his face returned to his usual expression. He then spoke calmly. "Let me get this straight..." He then added, "What in the world you're trying to do in the shower when you're moaning seductively all over the whole entire house…eh?" He declared to her "And here I thought…you're having sex with someone." He concluded. Now that his palm now relaxed, the gun was still clearly pointing towards her.

Relena didn't realize that her yelping at the bathroom can be heard throughout the whole entire house. Then she answered. She realized that it was none other than... "Oh! You mean the shampoo? Oh! Hilde recommended me to buy this!" She grabbed the shampoo from the shampoo holder hanging from the shower, and showed it in front of the once master of demolition soldier. The one inside that brown bag was none other than that freaking shampoo all along. "It's called Verdant Essence from Clayrol. Does that answer your question, hm?" She then giggled. She could tell in his face that there were jealousy of him. Heero's assumption of Relena was having an intimate passion with someone made her laughed.

The perfect soldier's mouth opened in shock. Relena's shampoo was the culprit of Heero's frustration. His mind went in berserk mode, because of that damned shampoo. "Oh so you think this is funny huh?" He asked. The Preventer then smirked of the idea that just came out of his elusive mind. Without further interruption, he knelt down dropping the gun on the floor, and then stood back tall. Next, he unbuttoned his shirt slowly one by one and threw it out not caring where it landed. He now revealed his well-toned muscular body before her. Then, he unbuttoned his slack and pulled them down. Lifting his left leg slightly to pull it out freely away and also did them to the other one. Finally, he kicked his pants off the floor.

Relena became more uncomfortable with the sudden action of her man. "Ummm...Heero? What do you think you're doing?" Then suddenly, she gasped and cover her mouth when she saw what Heero now just pulled down; his boxer. Now all of his flesh was finally revealed before her aquamarine eyes within a few seconds. "Heero!" She complained to him. Her face became bloody red from embarrassment. It was her first time seeing the dark brown haired ex-gundam pilot naked; better yet, a naked guy.
His smirk still pasted on his face. Heero was now completely naked with her as well. He walked closer inside the shower, and gently closed the shower door. With the blurry view from the shower door, we hear a high pressure of water pour down from the shower.

"OH HEERO…" She moaned her voice seductively as she called out his name.


A/N: This story was created when I was in the mood for the Heero and Relena pairing. Reading several of Black Rose's, apol's, and kmf's writing got me hooked up with the 1xR pairing. Then one time I was watching an herbal essence commercial about a woman moaning outloud on the shower. When her man heard this, he started crying. He assumed that she was having an affair with someone, I got caught up in my perverted mind again. What if Relena did that in front of Heero? It would be hilarious if Heero gone crazy right?